Sitchin’s rocket in the tomb of Amenhotep-Huy

 Painting of the west wall in the tomb of Huy by Charles K. Wilkinson (1920s).
Image © Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.


If you had ever wondered how I came to be writing cranky blog posts debunking memes on the internet, and for that matter, critiquing old art history publications, it is a slightly organic process for me. I often use the internet for research and I research Near Eastern iconography, which naturally involves searching for images or publications.

After resolutely excluding Pinterest from searches I quite often also come across links to pseudo-science posts that make uninformed claims about ancient art.  Rather than have a complete meltdown, or shun the internet entirely, I write these responses. It is surprisingly relaxing, my partner sorts stamps, I sort blog posts, in a manner of speaking.

  Gold ornamental set piece with monkeys presented to Amenhotep II 
from the tomb of Qenamen. By A. Sinclair.

Today’s example comes from 2015 when I was searching for images from the tomb of Amenhotep (he preferred to be called Huy) for an article I was writing on Meroitic iconography. I was hoping for a few good photos that I could draw to illustrate the motif of monkeys on date palms. Instead, I discovered that there are mainly out of date artist’s interpretations available to study and that Zecharia Sitchin took his alien Anunnaki to Egypt in the books - The 12th Planet and Stairway to Heaven.

If you do not know who Sitchin is ... well done you … off you toddle … nothing to see here.

If you have heard of him, or are curious, continue reading, as his interpretation of this object from the tomb of Huy is a perfect illustration of the need to read ancient art from a basis of knowledge, from an understanding of their artistic conventions, rather than from a specific agenda and from healthy quantities of pure fantasy.


 Illustration used by Sitchin in his books.  It is by Nina M. Davies, 
from Davies and Gardiner 1926, pl. XXVI.

Sitchin
The image Zecharia Sitchin uses in his books to prove his theories about little green men visiting our planet is a small detail from a larger scene from a New Kingdom Egyptian tomb.  He is not interested in this information, but rather, he uses modern drawing of the object in isolation as an argument that the ancient Egyptians built rockets (with the help of the little green men).  Yes you read that correctly, rockets and aliens. 

According to Sitchin this illustration shows a rocket ship just like today’s multi-stage rockets.

The ‘command module’ is the triangular object above centre in the image, which apparently has signs of burning, windows and could hold three people!!!  Around this real people are worshipping the rocket among full sized palm trees.  The command module is resting over a large underground silo within which the body of the rocket is housed.  Directly under the rocket two technicians are working on hoses and levers, with a row of circular dials above them. 

“The underground chamber is decorated with leopard skins, and this provides a direct link with certain phases in the Pharaoh's Journey to Immortality”… say what?  They must have been very big leopards.

  Sketch of a detail from the object in the tomb of Huy from Maspero 1901, p. 341.

Context
So I am going to start with the same rules that I hammer into the poor unsuspecting students here … Never view iconography without taking into account the entire context of an image.  This means look at the object it is drawn on, look at the composition, the colour, the medium, not just a specific scene in isolation, and always pay attention to the text, if there is one.

Secondly, avoid using artist’s impressions of an object or painting, and where possible, always look at the original. Artist’s interpretations can lie, or may misinterpret content due to varying understanding of what they are looking at.  An artist can read things into an image they are trying to reproduce, just like an uninformed audience can misread the meaning.  

However, there is a problem in regard to the second rule. For many tombs from ancient Egypt the current condition of their paintings is infinitely poorer than it was 200 years ago unless a lot of money and time has been put into restoration.  In the case of Huy, the best examples of this scene are also the paintings or drawings from the 19th and early 20th centuries.  These copies vary enormously in accuracy and understanding of the content.  Sitchin has used one of these sketches for his rocket argument. 

 A recent photograph of the condition of the scene from the tomb of Huy. Image Flickr: Kairoinfo4u https://www.flickr.com/photos/manna4u/25494055892

The tomb of Huy
This is a scene from the tomb of a wealthy ancient Egyptian royal official from around 1340-1330 BCE in the 18th Dynasty. It is in Western Thebes near the Valley of the Kings. The image is part of a large scene on the south side of the west wall of the transverse hall of the tomb of Huy, TT 40, and it documents rich offerings of tribute being given to the king Tutankhamen by the rulers of Nubia. 

The tomb owner is the most important figure in the paintings (after the Egyptian king).  His larger figure is all over this scene, where he is shown overseeing numerous tribute processes as intermediary for the king.  Huy was the Egyptian viceroy of Nubia (king’s son of Kush) and king’s right hand man (‘fan bearer on the right of the king’).  The images show how important he and his job were, combined with creating a magical instrument that assures he may enjoy royal favour in his afterlife for eternity.

 This is how the Egyptians dealt with showing objects lying on two table tops.  
Painting of a Middle Kingdom offering frieze from a coffin.  Steindorff 1901, pl. II.

Egyptian art
Then there is ‘style’.  Egyptian artistic conventions were not like ours, they are unique to ancient Egypt.  They did not observe perspective or scale, which means they were not interested in depth or photographic realism.  An image is not a picture of a single moment in time. If that were the case, we would have to remove all the extra figures of Huy.  Instead, they were interested in showing as much information as possible about objects and people, and also how important they were.

To achieve this they showed the view with the most information, often different views grouped together.  Hence the weird way of depicting the human figure.  The intention of this is efficiency, to show symbolic value and the basic nature of the object … as shorthand for the object or person they represent, preferably arranged in neat groups of information. They did not draw a two dimensional figure in outline, they provided a visual summary that defined the figure.  Because of this it is quite important to learn their visual program.

Watercolours from Lepsius 1849-1859, III. VI, pl. 117-118.

The images
This scene from the tomb of Huy is intended to show the range of fabulous objects that were presented to the Egyptian king by his loyal subjects. These luxuries fill up the available space in front of the king and they are arranged in rows behind and above the various representations of Huy, almost from the top of the wall to the bottom. 

Right at the top there are stacks of gold rings and wide jars that contain fine granular gold. The sign for gold is written next to all to make this absolutely clear. To their left are gifts of cow-hide shields, beds, chairs and stools. Beneath these is a row with bowls containing various ground raw ingredients piled up in a heap within them, most likely incenses or spices.  To the left a tiny Nubian man brings a much larger chariot, and between these two groups are piles of ivory tusks and ebony. We know this because often these objects are carefully labelled.

The row below the bowls has three larger bowls with gold triangular shapes in them and palm trees, but this time the bowls are made of animal hide and are sitting on upright stands. Wooden stands for holding vessels are quite characteristic furniture of ancient Egypt.  All those round bottomed pots had to go somewhere. To the left of these there is a small gold shrine with royal inscriptions and a stand on its side.  None of these objects are drawn to scale, scale was not important (unless it was showing value), fitting in the object range of Nubian tribute to Tutankhamen was the priority. 

Larger detail of the tribute scene from Lepsius 1849-1859, III.VI, pl. 118.

The scene with the "rocket"
The grouping of objects that Sitchin claimed has a rocket is singularly larger in scale than the rest of the gifts and is placed directly before the king and behind Huy, which makes it important.  It is placed in the manner of an offering table placed before a god or a deceased person and true to that idea the main feature is in fact a table. 

But the Egyptians did not necessarily have tables like we imagine a table, with four legs and a wooden top. They used these, but they were a bit special and often used for funerary goods. Instead the most convenient method for creating a table in Egypt was portable. They used a vertical stand with a horizontal top, and this is mostly a woven reed mat. Therefore, offering scenes in Egyptian art involve vertical stand with a thin horizontal top which is then drawn viewed from the side. Like this one here and behind Huy.

  Drawing a table:  Left: an Egyptian offering table with two mats and food offerings piled on it, 
Steindorff 1901, fig. 160.   Right: how a modern artist may interpret this object. Schäfer 1963.

The so-called life sized scenes of men, giraffes, monkeys and palm trees are placed across this surface with a large bowl in the centre. These human and plant figures are most likely fancy metalwork set pieces, as this is not the only example of this type of object being presented to a king. They are not life sized, nor are they Egyptian. The men are Nubian and in various poses of worship. There are even prone figures as end pieces on the edges of the table and under the bowl ...  One also has to wonder what Sitchin thought the giraffes and monkeys were there for … local colour?

The bowl in the centre (Sitchin’s command module), appears to be made out of cowhide and a leopard skin, exactly like those in the row above, so it is potentially not a small vessel. It has a steep triangular gold object, like a model of a shrine or a small pyramid in it. This is shown viewed from the side and resembles the other bowls with palm trees and gold structures that are directly above. The objects that Sitchin called ‘windows’ are actually tiny heads of Nubian warriors decorating the rim.

Nubian tribute to Ramses II from his temple at Beit el Wali in Sudan.  British Museum, image from Wiki, by Soutekh67.

Underneath this tableau, two leopard skins and two groups of looped gold rings hang down from the table top facing the viewer. This interpretation is not unique and there is another very similar scene from a temple of Ramses II in Sudan showing him receiving similar offerings from Nubia.   

The leopard skins and gold may have hung from different sides, or have been actually laid across the board or mat, if this table was taken from a real ceremonial event (not particularly likely).  All commodities in the image; warriors, gold, giraffes, date palms, monkeys, animal hides were products of ancient Nubia that Egypt valued highly. They are naturally not drawn to scale.

  3 versions of the same object:  Left: from Lepsius III. VI, 118.  Middle: Davies and Gardiner 1926, pl. XXVI.  
Right: Desroches-Noblecourt 1967, fig. 119 (B/W of Lepsius image).

The "silo"
Finally, right in the centre, under the table top, (Sitchin’s rocket in an underground silo) is the pedestal stand itself, which is decorated pretty consistently with Egyptian luxury objects from that time.  Basically, it has the king’s royal names in cartouches in the centre, which are then topped with ostrich feather crowns and solar disks, with a temple (cavetto) facade above.  Below the king’s names there is a horizontal row of solar disks (Sitchin’s circular dials).

The decorative borders on the stand are common for Egyptian furniture and cosmetic objects, and going by the decoration of other vessel stands from Tutankhamen’s tomb this stand may have been four sided (so not tubular) and could have been made of alabaster that was carved in openwork, or of ebony, which was then decorated with gold, blue and red painted details.  

2 details of offering of Nubian tribute to Ramses II from his temple at Beit el Wali in Sudan. 
Note complete absence of a 'command module'.  Rosellini 1832, 4.3.

Beneath the king’s name and the symbols of the sun god is the standard motif that was placed under a king, or under the royal name; the binding of the two lands symbol (‘sema-tawy’) with two foreign prisoners tied to it by the neck and elbows. The ties holding them are the plants that symbolised the Egyptian state ...  It must be awfully hard to service the jets of that rocket when you are tied to a pole under it ...  Both figures are East African to maintain the theme of the king’s power over Nubia. 

Therefore, the composition of this pedestal stand and table is actually about the king’s role in controlling the universe ... Not a rocket to be seen.  The entire composition of the table grouping is about power over resources, people and wealth.


Nubian and Near Eastern prisoners tied to the sema-tawy. Frieze below king Akhenaten from the tomb of Parenefer at Tell el Amarna.  Davies 1903, frontispiece.
 



End
Intuition provides people with their understanding and experience of the world. It is a useful general survival tool. However, intuition is not a particularly useful tool for reading ancient art. Their world view is not ours … their way of expressing this visually is not ours. 

I have studied ancient eastern Mediterranean iconography now for more than 15 years and while some things are a given for me these days, there are still many gaps in my knowledge, and probably always will be.  An informed approach also involves knowing you don’t know everything. That is pretty much why I read like crazy and double check every source available to me.

And then there is Zecharia Sitchin, an individual who not only employed intuition to the max in his interpretations of ancient art, in the absence of any cultural understanding at all, but who repeatedly published this trash, and whose publisher continues to do so.

In all seriousness, it is not a rocket.

 
Andrea Sinclair

2018

 
 
Sources
N.M. Davies and A.H. Gardiner, 1926. The Tomb of Huy, Viceroy of Nubia in the Reign of Tut’ankhamun (No. 40). Theban Tombs Series 4.
N. de Garis Davies, 1903. Rock Tombs of Amarna.
C. Desroches-Noblecourt, 1967. Tutankhamen.
G. Maspero 1901. History of Egypt, Chaldea, Babylonia and Assyria.
I. Rosellini, 1832. I Monumenti dell’ Egitto E della Nubia IV. No. 1.
H. Schäfer, 1963. Von Ägyptischer Kunst: Eine Grundlager.
G. Steindorff, 1901.  Grabfunde des mittleren Reichs in den Königlichen Museen zu Berlin II.


Web links
Theban Mapping Project Bibliography for TT 40 - Huy
http://www.tmpbibliography.com/resources/bibliography_5nv_tombs_of_the_nobles_tt40_amenhotep_called_huy.html

C.R. Lepsius Denkmäler aus Ägypten und Äthiopien at Halle. Vol.VI:115-118.
http://edoc3.bibliothek.uni-halle.de/lepsius/tafelwa3.html

Painting by Charles K. Wilkinson (1920s) in Metropolitan Museum, New York
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/548571?sortBy=Relevance&ft=huy&offset=0&rpp=20&pos=12

Tomb of Huy at Osirisnet
https://www.osirisnet.net/tombes/nobles/houy40/e_houy40_03.htm

Flickr: Kairoinfo4u 
https://www.flickr.com/photos/manna4u/25494055892


Modern crimes against ancient gods (and 2/3rd gods)

Sealing taken from the Adda seal, poss. from Sippar, Akkadian period, ca. 2300 BCE.
Image © British Museum Trustees.

If you are aware of this blog then you are probably aware that this is a sequel to the post Modern crimes against ancient goddesses from early April.  In that post I vented about the wilful misuse of modern interpreations of ancient artefacts on internet sites like Pinterest, Wikipedia and various pop history pages.  And at that time, I mentioned that one artwork, of the Mesopotamian goddess Ninhursag, came from a set of modern woodcuts that were published fifty or so years ago in a book on ancient Sumer by the scholar Samuel Noah Kramer.

Today’s post is the sequel to the earlier post, and is aimed at introducing those other woodcuts and a few other modern objects that are legion on the internet as real ancient artefacts.  These artworks are quite often variously mislabelled and abused by individuals with agendas and minimal discriminatory skills.

Again, I reiterate that my post is not aimed at contemporary artists who produce interpretations of ancient art.  I have absolutely no problem with this practice, which is as old as we are.  All art is reception and reinterpretation of some description, and our reception of ancient art is half the fun of appreciation of the past.  And, for the record, reception is not required to be clinically accurate, it can be whatever the creator envisions. 

But again this post is aimed at people who try to pass off copies, or reception of ancient art as the real deal, whether through negligence or indifference, or due to actual criminal inclination.

1) Enki
Left: REAL: Detail from the Adda seal from Sippar, Akkadian period, ca. 2300 BCE.  Image © British Museum.  
Right: MODERN: Woodcut of Enki by Nicholas Fasciano, from Samuel N. Kramer 1961. 

To be honest I have a soft spot for this greenstone seal, or at least for the rollouts of the seal that are published.  It is stunning, so I may have to draw it one day (I have already collaborated on a drawing of Enki from it).  However, regardless of my own response, the original is a small cylinder seal that is reputedly from Sippar and dated to the Akkadian period (ca. 2300 BCE).  It was acquired by the British Museum from Sir Wallis Budge in the late 19th century after he participated in an excavation season in Iraq.  
 
The inscription on the seal names Adda, hence the name.  

The iconography on this seal shows a ritual scene that includes the gods Inana/Ishtar, Utu/Shamash, Isimo and Enki/Ea.  The focus of the action is the sun god rising between two mountains and supported on either side by Ishtar and Enki.  The god of subterranean waters, Enki, has his right foot planted on one of these mountains and his waters rise up either side of him, pouring over the earth teaming with fish.  His divine minister Isimo stands behind him with his hands raised in a gesture of piety.

The modern copy of the god Enki from the seal is by Nicholas Fasciano and is taken from Samuel Noah Kramer’s ‘History Begins at Sumer’ from 1961.  It is a more schematic design than the original, with the artist having removed some details to create a simpler image, for example: the bull’s horns of the divine crown have become sticks, the cow under Enki’s feet has been removed, and the raptor bird and clothing have way less modelling, but the final result is a very satisfactory composition.

The woodcut is, like the ‘Ninhursag’ woodcut, a favourite substitute for the real object on the internet on an eclectic range of none too picky sites from Pinterest, to the usual neo-pagan and cheerful pop history sites like Mythologynet, Realm of History and Ancient History Encyclopedia, with varying levels of accuracy and quality down to some really quite bonkers conspiracy theory pages ... no I will not be naming them … I feel some compassion for Enki and the levels to which some people have reduced him. 

One resourceful individual on Pinterest has even put the original image from Kramer’s book through photoshop and added the copyright symbol with his own name on the image as an overprint.  This activity is not recommended, as basically by international law, if the artist has not been dead for at least 50 years they (or their heirs) own the copyright of their work …  Including photographs.

Before you have an embolism over photographs you may have taken in a museum, it is no big deal taking pictures of artworks for recreational or educational reasons.  However, it is illegal to use copies of an artist’s original work to make money.  Like say selling prints or coffee cups with their artwork without paying royalties to them, or to their heirs.  Running a photo of an artwork through a digital photographic program does not give you copyright, or allow you to sell their artwork as a print … you own your photo, you don’t own rights to the artwork … so seriously, don’t be an arse.

2) Shamash
Left: REAL Utu/Shamash detail on a sealing from a 3rd mill. Mesopotamian seal. Image © British Museum.  
Right: MODERN: Woodcut of Shamash by Nicholas Fasciano, from Samuel N. Kramer 1961. 

The woodcut of the sun god, Utu/Shamash, from Kramer’s ‘History Begins at Sumer’ appears not to have the same sexy allure as Enki, so in truth it receives the bare minimum of misuse on the internet (relatively speaking), due no doubt to him not figuring greatly in the modern fairy tales of the pseudo history gang.  But it too is a lovely woodcut, so I refuse to leave him out. 

Also, just because I haven’t come across too many examples of mislabelling or misinformation associated with this woodcut, does not mean they are not out there.  That is for you to keep an eye on.

This artwork is most likely taken from a black serpentine cylinder seal from the British Museum in London.  It is mislabelled if you find references saying otherwise.  The seal was purchased by the museum from a private collector in 1873 and has absolutely no chronological or geographical context. We know nothing about it or its authenticity.  Stylistically it is however 3rd millennium from somewhere in the Mesopotamian region. 

Crystallinks use the modern copy under their heading ‘minor gods’ with other minor gods like: Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Nergal and Marduk!!!!  Which immediately brought me up short.  So here’s a handy pro tip, if a god on an ancient relief or a seal has multiple bulls horns on their crown they are a major god … a great god.  Mid range gods had less horns and minor gods only sported one set of horns …  A quite convenient god spotting hierarchy ... This is one of the best terms of reference for identifying important Mesopotamian gods, start with the crown, then look for their favourite weapon or symbolic animal. 

However, most of the gods in their list of minor gods are major gods.  Crystallinks fail iconography 101.

To close on Shamash, it seems my articles are never complete without the deranged rantings from the site Mesopotamian Gods and Kings, where the modern woodcut is used as illustration, and Utu/Shamash is rather negligently held responsible for the activities of his reputedly genetically engineered races of giant mixed-breed son-kings.  I wasn’t brave enough to click on the plethora of links in there … it is just too awful.

3) Baal-Hadad
Left: REAL: Baal au Foudre stele from Ugarit. Image © Louvre Museum, Paris.
Right: MODERN plaque by Sacred Source.

Another popular alternative to the real object is like many of these quite innocent at its source.  It is a glossy modern copy of the imposing Baal au Foudre (Baal wielding lightning bolt) stele that was discovered by Claude Schaeffer in the early 20th century at the temple of the storm god on the Acropolis at Ugarit in coastal Syria.  The original is a respectably sized limestone stele that is now in the Louvre in Paris and that is dated to the high point of the rich trading city state of Ugarit; the Late Bronze Age, ca. 1500-1200 BCE. 

The modern copy is a plaque made by Sacred Source that is sold on various neo-pagan sites as a nice, if not overly accurate copy.  For all intents and purposes it is an innocent product of our passion for modern reception.  But on the internet the photos of the copy have predictably been manipulated to become an ancient artefact again on Pinterest, Crystallinks and various low-rent history sites. Tour Egypt even stretch the terms somewhat and use the modern copy for the goddess Anat.  

But to make matters worse, the copy has acquired a dark side via the creative imaginings of the crazy end of the religious web. 

The Phoenician god Baal was considered a demon in the later writings of Biblical scholars and this copy of the Baal au Foudre stele is used on many sites for memes making uninformed claims about false gods. 

It is probably worth noting that the Baal of Phoenicia was unlikely to be related to the earlier Baal of Ugarit, as the word simply means ‘lord’ and was applied to many local gods in the Levant in both the Bronze and Iron Ages.  Ugarit was an important Late Bronze Age state that was never part of Iron Age Phoenicia (unless you are reading out of date literature, because 100 years ago they mixed them up regularly).  The city was destroyed in around 1180 BCE and never resettled; their storm god, Baal-Hadad, will have been a separate entity.

In addition, the fundamentalist individuals are channelling their paranoia towards Islam via memes with this plaque claiming that Allah is the Phoenician false god Baal, although where they got the idea that the Levantine Baal was a moon god defeats me: he was predominantly a weather/storm god.  The Phoenician Baal at Carthage in Tunisia (800-146 BCE) may have been a moon god, but that Baal is contemporary with the beginnings of the Biblical narratives, the Ugarit stele is not.  Equally, the god Allah has his origins in the Arabian peninsular in the 8th century of this era and is incidentally a direct descendant of the god of the Old Testament.  But I guess that is not the answer these people require. 

However, the whacky religious right can’t take all the credit for this misappropriation of Baal, as the pseudo end of the spectrum use the copy for some of their own fan fiction, like Baal … pick a Baal, any Baal … being the name for the negative Reptilians.  No, I don’t know exactly what that means … and I honestly don’t want to.

4) Gilgamesh
Left: REAL. Hero with lion, Neo-Assyrian relief from Khorsabad. Image © Louvre Museum. 
Right: MODERN. Tile of Enkidu and Gilgamesh by Neil Dalrymple. © Neil Dalrymple.

The topic of number four, is not one, but eight beautiful stoneware plaques by the British ceramicist Neil Dalrymple.  The tiles were made for a project commissioned by the Mythstories, Museum of Myth and Fable at the Morgan Library in Wem, Shropshire, in England. The aim of this project was to produce ceramic relief tablets with scenes from the Epic of Gilgamesh, a famous ancient text that is about the pursuit of immortality by a legendary king of Sumer who was believed to be 2/3rd divine.  

The images by Dalrymple show highlights of the narrative from the epic, like Gilgamesh and Enkidu fighting the giant Humbaba, or the search for eternal life, but they are rendered in modern reception style, as the artist clearly chose to make freestanding interpretations that were independent from original Sumerian or Babylonian models.  The influence of later Neo-Assyrian palace wall reliefs is the most recognisable influence on these pieces, particularly the hero figure from Dar Sharrukin (Khorsabad) that is in the Louvre.  Otherwise they are relatively modern in approach and modelling. 

And it is probably worth mentioning that we currently do not have any identified images of Gilgamesh or Enkidu from ancient Mesopotamian art.  All objects that you may see labelled as Gilgamesh are modern interpretations of unnamed ancient hero figures.

On the web these tiles have been appropriated without citing artist by nearly every site relating to the history of ancient Mesopotamia or to crazy conspiracy theories about same.  I could not even begin to name the guilty parties here, there are simply too many.  In fact, these tiles have to be the most popular appropriations of an artist’s work almost equal to, or more than, the appropriation of the American artist Balage Balogh’s paintings of the ancient Near East, in particular his painting of ancient Ur.
 
@https://archaeologyillustrated.com/collections/the-city-of-ur-southern-iraq-2000bc/
 
However, for number four, the spectacularly poor research skill award goes to a site that ought to know better ‘Ancient World History’, which not only uses a modern reception image and does not credit the artist for his artwork, but also claims Enkidu and Gilgamesh were characters out of the Mesopotamian creation epic, the Enuma Elish. 
 
They get zero points for that truly enormous gaffe.
 
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Honestly, if you are a student, or just deadly serious about knowing stuff, do not do your research on the general web. Absolutely do not search ancient images on sites like Pinterest, where anyone can post anything and say anything they like about it.  Broad reach internet history and image sites simply cannot be trusted to be accurate.  Go to digital sites created by universities, legitimate research institutes and museums, they are slightly more attentive to detail and they respect image copyright. 


Andrea Sinclair

2018

Links
British Museum Adda seal
http://www.britishmuseum.org/research/collection_online/collection_object_details.aspx?objectId=368706&partId=1

Shamash seal:
http://www.britishmuseum.org/research/collection_online/collection_object_details.aspx?searchText=89110&ILINK|34484,|assetId=1567753001&objectId=804877&partId=1

Louvre Gilgamesh and Baal au foudre stele
http://cartelfr.louvre.fr/cartelfr/visite?srv=car_not_frame&idNotice=21464&langue=fr

https://www.louvre.fr/en/oeuvre-notices/hero-overpowering-lion

Baal
http://www.religionswissenschaft.uzh.ch/idd/prepublications/e_idd_baal.pdf

Artist Neil Dalrymple
http://www.neildalrymple.com/ceramic-stoneware-sculptures/gilgamesh/

Mythstories at the Morgan Library in Wem
http://www.mythstories.com/oldmanR.html

Artist Balage Balogh
https://archaeologyillustrated.com/category/country/iraq/

Modern marine parks masquerading as ancient Egyptian archaeology


Every so often internet pages devoted to the ancient world will have a run on posts about marine archaeology sites from Alexandria, Heracleion and Canopus in northern Egypt. And it is understandable to a degree, as it is possible to slip related words like “Cleopatra” and “mysterious sunken treasure” into your clickbait headlines and to get very productive results.

And, just to be clear, this is a fabulous topic, the excavator of these sites, Franck Goddio, has a very good web page with some equally good images, that have been taken out of context and used indiscriminately on the web, but at least these are legit images, with interesting information at the source. You can find them here

The problem is that a group of photographs from unrelated modern marine parks have become hallmarks of these posts on web pages, and these false photos are casually mixed in with images taken from the excavation, sometimes in greater volume than the real photos. 

My post today is basically the outcome of a new round of this nonsense occurring on the web and my deciding that I need to have a file with links to the sources debunking these images. And then I thought why not create a blog post with the links instead. As that is convenient for me to find when I need it, as well as for others.

But before we go in, it is probably worth pointing out that the images that follow are not just used for ancient Egypt. Rather, basically any whacky claim about underwater ruins or Atlantis being discovered may use one of these images, regardless of whether it is in the Pacific Ocean, Indonesia, China, the Atlantic Ocean or the Mediterranean. These images are in fact legion in the tin hat wearing and touristy clickbait realms.  A quick image search on Google will support this statement.


1. Bull statues in some sort of underwater temple complex

Culturally speaking these bulls are complete non-entities, as they do not appear to have been modelled on any ancient culture. To describe them as ancient Egyptian involves having no awareness of Egyptian art and assuming that because it is a bovine head with horns and a disk between them that it must be Egyptian. 

But here’s the thing, the horns are distorted into the wrong shape and the disk is too small for Egypt. I also have no idea what the object under the disk is intended to be. The body of the bull itself is rectangular and blocky … so not an Egyptian thing. They actually liked their cows with curves. Finally the architecture in the background resembles no ancient culture, it is just schematic and vague, and, pro tip, the ancient Egyptians did not build with arches, the Romans did, but that is stretching the point.. 

Also, aquarium fish photoshopped into an image do not prove it is the ocean. Although to be honest, this whole image looks like it was produced in a computer program. The top image looks like the outcome of the same design process. 

The source appears to be:  
Diving park at a whizz bang holiday resort in the Bahamas: Reef Atlantis
http://ownthereef.com/atlantis-access/activities/marine-habitat



2. Classical looking lion with columns

Or should I say, neo-classical style lion with his paw on a globe and some columns in the background.   This guy would look appropriate propping up the entrance to a city court building or library anywhere in Europe today.  However, he would not fit a temple entrance in Egypt 2000 years ago. 
 
The Egyptians liked their lions seated, and if standing in that rather arrogant pose, they preferred a traditional enemy’s head under the front paw… it says so much more … A round globe was the symbol of the sun god, it does not get dominated, that would not be cool or respectful.  
 
Again the columns in the background resemble no ancient Mediterranean cultural style, because they don’t need to, it is a holiday park.

Florida marine park with the theme Atlantis: Neptune Society Memorial Reef
http://www.nmreef.com/reef-gallery.html
http://www.lovethesepics.com/2013/10/eerily-beautiful-underwater-sculptures-art-transformed-into-artificial-reefs-pics/



3. Pharaoh with large pot
 
What is wrong with this picture? … As it turns out … rather a lot.

First of all, a statue of Botticelli’s Venus is in the background.  Now the original Venus is part of a very famous painting, “The Birth of Venus,“ from the Italian Renaissance.  Look it up.  It is lovely.  It is in fact a historically viral image worthy of the internet age. One way this figure might occur as a 3 dimensional statue is as a garden decoration that one can purchase from most garden supply centres all over the world.

So that says modern right there.

Then there is the pharaoh with the pot on his lap.  Seriously, where do I start?

The entire figure looks wrong, the details and the modelling are not ancient Egyptian. A statue of a seated or kneeling king is never, and I am talking never, shown with a big pot on his lap with a bit of cloth thrown in for style ... wtf ...  it would undermine his whole power over all humanity image. The proportions are wrong, with the elongated head and crown being just a tad disturbing. The uraeus snake on the crown is a lump and the jewellery he wears looks nothing like jewellery on a real statue.  

Then there is the pot, which is not Egyptian type. In fact it looks more like a planter for flowers. The hieroglyphs on this pot are cut into the clay, but the ancient Egyptians decorated their ceramic with paint. They did not cut or drag a sharp instrument over the surface.  Finally the hieroglyphs are ugly, unbalanced and they say… absolutely nothing ... because some signs are made up, some are wrong, primarily because whoever made it had no idea … Again, probably a garden centre statue.

This photo is from an underwater museum at Tarkhankut in Crimea (created in 1992) that people are just adding more objects to as it evolves. So I’m guessing some bright sparks threw in a few garden statues for lols.
 
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2016/01/underwater-museum-at-cape-tarkhankut.html

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Beyond these three or four hackneyed internet misrepresentations that are used for the Alexandria marine excavations in Egypt, there are a plethora of photos that come up if you employ the pseudo-science trigger word “Atlantis”, and “underwater”, many of which again are from modern marine parks and resort aquariums. In particular, the Lost Chambers aquarium at the Atlantis Hotel in Dubai turns up everywhere, because the publicity dept for that project threw in some effort and cash, and produced many, many pretty images which all effectively exploit people’s passion for the past.   

Then the internet came along and exploited this just that little bit further.


The final image is a given, it is a photograph of the Giza pyramids in Egypt that has been photoshopped to within an inch of its life. There is nothing real to see here.

And to those sensible people reading this post and scratching their heads, because seriously how could anyone looking at these photographs make this mistake, regardless of an extensive knowledge of ancient architecture and art, or none. They can, and they do, and they can be quite abusive if you suggest otherwise.  

So, because I was sick of trying to look up this information after every encounter over the last 5 years, I wrote this piece …


Andrea Sinclair
 
2018


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